5 Reasons Your Cute Coworker is Better Looking than your Husband or Wife.

5 Reasons Your Cute Coworker is Better Looking than your Husband or Wife.

Are you married but have a cute coworker? Not only cute, but they’re also fun, easy to talk to, and carefree. Did I mention, cute? They’re so great that you’re starting to wonder if you married the wrong person.

There are a million more reasons, but here are 5 of the reasons that (you think) your cute coworker is better looking than your husband or wife.

#1 Your coworker isn’t crazy! Like your spouse is. 

Correction: You don’t see their crazy. With your spouse you see it daily, right? I promise your coworker is just as crazy, but you just haven’t seen it. I’m crazy as well. But really only my wife and my kids have ever seen it. Everyone else sees my non-crazy side. Your cute coworker does the same thing. Trust me. They’re crazy!

#2 You don’t share a bank account with them.

I bet you forgot that part, didn’t you? Unlike your spouse, you don’t ever have to talk with your cute coworker about money. Only one of the single greatest sources of stress on a relationship. You don’t have to pay bills with them. You don’t have to ever ask for their permission. No wonder your conversations are so carefree. So lighthearted. Idea: Steal your cute coworker’s checkbook sometime and see if they’re still carefree. Okay, maybe don’t. That’s illegal.

Steal your cute coworker’s checkbook sometime and see if they’re still carefree. Okay, maybe don’t. That’s illegal.

#3 You don’t parent terrorists together.

It’s not a surprise that you have great, deep conversations with your coworker. Because unless it’s take-your-kid-to-work day, your kids aren’t with you. That means that unlike with your spouse, you can actually talk with your cute coworker for longer than 5 seconds without being interrupted, spit up on, or having to change a diaper. You can actually focus and have a full conversation. This changes things just a little huh? I mean, hand your coworker a crying baby with a dirty diaper and then try to talk with them about your day. Not so cute anymore, eh?

#4 They don’t have funky breath.

Another correction. My bad. They have bad breath, you’ve just never smelled it! They also probably snore and clip their toenails in the kitchen as well. Gross right? I know your cute coworker is actually quite gross. Unlike your spouse, everyday at work you only see the absolute best of your coworker.

#5 They make you so happy!

Reminder: You felt the same way about your current spouse when you first met them. Otherwise you wouldn’t have married them. The grass always seems greener elsewhere but it’s rarely true. You might disagree, but joy and true happiness is found in your current relationship. Leaving your spouse will only add more brokenness to your life. For yourself. Your spouse. Your kids. Your family.

WARNING:
If you pursue any further relationship with your cute coworker, I promise all of the things listed above will immediately become a reality with them.

Stop looking at your cute coworker. Start looking at your beautiful spouse.

 SOLUTION:

#1 Stop looking at your cute coworker. Start looking at your beautiful spouse.

#2 Start talking, dating, and giving attention to your spouse.

#3 Love the person that you promised before God to love “until we are parted by death.”

#4 Thank God that your spouse is still with you. Because they probably have a cute coworker that is better looking.

**In case you missed it, your coworker isn’t better looking than your spouse.

(Note: This applies to your cute neighbor, cute person at the gym, and every other cute person in general.)

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15 Comments on "5 Reasons Your Cute Coworker is Better Looking than your Husband or Wife."

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David Hurvitz
6 months 10 days ago

Having read this I believed it was rather enlightening. I appreciate you finding the time and energy to put this short article together. I once again find myself personally spending a lot of time both reading and leaving comments. But so what, it was still worthwhile!

Scott Baker
6 months 10 days ago

I want to to thank you for this wonderful read!! I definitely loved every bit of it. I have you book-marked to check out new stuff you post…

Dave
Dave
2 months 7 days ago

Incredible read. I’ve experienced this first hand. My marriage was hanging on by threads 1 year ago. Even separated because of this. Thankfully we powered through the hardship and are now happier than ever (together) today.

Megan Parsons
Megan Parsons
2 months 5 days ago

I love this, and I can confirm, Adam is right. How do I know this? Because my cute coworker is also my spouse. Keep the great blog posts coming. They brighten by day 🙂

Hazel Behrens
2 months 4 days ago

My spouse gets better looking everyday, because:
1. We take turns being crazy.
2. We put the money issues on the table and sat on the same side, not opposite sides, to figure the mess out together.
3. We invited God to help parent the kids and kept on dating, even if for only 5 minutes at a time. Did I mention we survived 6 to adulthood?
4. We keep our rose-colored glasses on when looking at each other.
5. We’ve learned happiness is a choice, and love is a decision.

Charlie Pilger
Charlie Pilger
1 month 28 days ago

Excellent

Anonymous
Anonymous
1 month 24 days ago

Good Stuff! Thank you!

AKB
AKB
1 month 21 days ago

Oh my! What a Godsend. Right on time. Thank you a MUST read again!

Cindy
7 days 1 hour ago

Thank you! Excellent article.

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